Benny's Body Count
Thanks to Erik at pingetcetera for placing this on my radar.
What do you get when you mix Benny Hinn (who I think is a joke) with Drowning Pool's "Let the Bodies Hit the Floor" (which I completely dig)....
PURE GENIUS BABY!
I only wish I had put this together... maybe next time.
What do you get when you mix Benny Hinn (who I think is a joke) with Drowning Pool's "Let the Bodies Hit the Floor" (which I completely dig)....
PURE GENIUS BABY!
I only wish I had put this together... maybe next time.
posted by Steve at
1/18/2007
19 Comments:
Benny Hinn can go suck the ass out of a cow.
hilarious
Benny is a Fraud!
Celebrity Death Match: Benny Hinn vs. Chuck Norris.
I saw this over at the Etcetera blog. Loved it. :D
When is somebody goin to get militant on these assholes ??
A locked-up compound in Dallas does not constitute a "church" and I would be in favor of our government going in there and confiscating his books to see just how much back taxes he owes.
Him and his fuck-buddies like Joyce Meyer, Joel Osqueen, the Crouch's, oh yea, and the Farting Preacher ! And Paula White too. That chick bought new boobs with money from her "ministry".
Whores, all of 'em.
This shit has to come to a grinding fucking halt !!!
benny rocks my world!!!
he is pure metal.
I've actually seen him do his thing live...he has absolutely mastered the fine art of manipulation.
quick anectode:
A buddy of mine was playing (for large amounts of money by the way) for one of this Jackholes tours, and they were in Switzerland. At some point before the show, Benny had asked the house engineer to crank up the A/C as high as it would go when he was given the signal to do so during the show. The guy thought 'whatever' and proceeded to prep for the show. Mid-way through the performance (note the purposful use of the words "show" and "performance"...yeah!)Benny gave the signal, and shortly thereafter said: "Can you feel it? Can you feel the Holy Spirit moving in this place?" The engineer immidiatly blew the bullshit whistle, and the owners of the venue pulled the plug, and kicked Benny's bigged-haired ass right out of town. true story...
If ever there was a sequel to "Jesus Camp" begging to be made, it has to be about this clownfuckmonkey.
Thanx for the post Steve, it made my weekend.
There've been TV documentaries done on him, y'know--one on NBC Dateline (IIRC), one on CBC's The Fifth Estate in Canada (cbc.ca/fifthestate). I think you can watch the latter online (or at least read the transcript).
Preacher,
I'd be interested to know where you got the scoop on paula white's boob job.
That's the sort of info that could really make an impact in her popularity and the amount of lying she's able to do on tv.
If you go to the Door Store you can find two video's of Hinn that make up about 7 hours of documentaries. (I bought them both - it's great stuff!)
ka kohen - "Door Store"... what/where's that?
did I miss something?
It's from the Wittenburg Door
http://www.wittenburgdoor.com/Merchant2/merchant.mvc?Screen=CTGY&Category_Code=VID
And if you like Christian / church sarcasim try these too:
http://ship-of-fools.com/
http://theonlinerealist.blogspot.com/
http://www.larknews.com/august_2006/index.php
http://www.landoverbaptist.org/
Have fun! -Ha Kohen (Cohen)
google paula white's boobs, funny as hell......
ha kohen - thanx for the linx...good times.
frank castle - I was very dissapointed at the lack of visual reference of said boobies...I've always wondered what ministry sponsored breasteses actually look like. Are they holey? Or are transperent, like our biblical example teaches us to be? So many questions, so little pictures...what to do?? I guess I'll just have to go watch Paula Abdul give another fucked up interview.
mmmmm, ministry sponsored breasteses
Steve, could you find it in your heart to add a new entry...I think I speak for the masses here...Thanks Buddy
The video link doesn't work any more, but it's still available on YouTube at: http://tinyurl.com/ycocta
This has been a public service announcement :o)
WOW! That is the COOLEST thing I have ever seen! I can't stop watching it. I just have one question...If the people who are like falling and shit didn't know that Pentacostals believe in this kind of holy fainting, would they automatically respond that way??
I think they would. It's not so much about what they know Penties believe as it is about what they see at Benny's events. The whole thing is set up to leave people in a highly emotional state in which they are particularly vulnerable to suggestion. Then the combination of seeing others falling over in their droves and feeling the expectation that they will too makes them fall over and even believe it's genuinely from God.
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